Total Medals Earned: 171 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,275 Points
Medals Earned: 74/92 (375/700 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/145 points)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (30/395 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Medals Earned: 7/24 (80/390 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/300 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (360/370 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Hatching a plan (again).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
That was weird... Anyway, moving on. @???
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
The man, the myth, the legend
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
You killed the teacher, happy now?
What's Hanzo gonna do?
